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Computer One Liners….

July 13, 2005 | | 1 Comment

Well…what else can one think of after slogging day in and day out (actually nights too!) with the most inanimate object on this planet. Here are a few tacky ones to tickle your bones..

  • A bug in the code is worth two in the documentation.
  • According to my calculations the problem doesn’t exist.
  • A computer’s attention span is as long as its power cord.
  • A computer scientist is someone who fixes things that aren’t broken.
  • Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.
  • Air conditioned environment – Do not open Windows!
  • All computers wait at the same speed.
  • Willyoupleasehelpmefixmykeyboard?Thespacebarisbroken!
  • Any programming language is at its best before it is implemented and used.
  • Any program that runs right is obsolete.
  • A paperless office has about as much chance as a paperless bathroom.
  • A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those from?

Catch ya later


Comments

  • Cool Deepz

    A good post indeed!

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