Computer One Liners…. View Comments
Jul13
Well…what else can one think of after slogging day in and day out (actually nights too!) with the most inanimate object on this planet. Here are a few tacky ones to tickle your bones..
- A bug in the code is worth two in the documentation.
- According to my calculations the problem doesn’t exist.
- A computer’s attention span is as long as its power cord.
- A computer scientist is someone who fixes things that aren’t broken.
- Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.
- Air conditioned environment – Do not open Windows!
- All computers wait at the same speed.
- Willyoupleasehelpmefixmykeyboard?Thespacebarisbroken!
- Any programming language is at its best before it is implemented and used.
- Any program that runs right is obsolete.
- A paperless office has about as much chance as a paperless bathroom.
- A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those from?
Catch ya later
